somatrip:

THINGS THAT DO NOT MAKE A WOMAN A WHORE:

  • Dating the boy you like
  • Having sex because she likes having sex
  • Going on dates with people whom she has no intention of calling again/dating exclusively
  • Wearing clothes that show her cleavage
  • Flirting

THINGS THAT DO A WOMAN A WHORE:

  • Soliciting sexual acts for currency, and although that fits the definition of “whore” that’s still a derogatory term and you should probably stop using it because it sets back the feminist movement several decades and the preferred term is ‘sex worker’ and please get over your internalized misogyny, why do we keep having this discussion.

I prefer the word ‘skank’ over whore if I’m describing someone dressed like they should be soliciting on a street corner :p but hey to each their own.

givemyselfthecreeps:

Only the manliest of men wear eyeliner.

And yet above are three of the least ‘traditionally’ manly men alive :p don’t get me wrong. I can respect them all, but /manly?/ I dunno….xP

Fuck yeah

Just changed all the contacts in my partners phone to harry potter characters, and the names of everyone on her msn to lord of the rings characters :3

bunnyhips:

Olook its my pretty face.


Happy to :p

bunnyhips:

Olook its my pretty face.

Happy to :p

I love my job, I just won an iPad 2 for about an hours worth of work xD hell yeah

bunnyhips:

alphawolf:

bunnyhips:

alphawolf:

What really? … wait are you texting my old number? it’s still active but the phone that’s attached to that sim card has fucked itself over and the screen doesn’t work any longer :( I haven’t gotten /any/ texts from you in forever >.< Sorry I forget to tell you it was broken, do you have my other number? my bad! :( i wondered why i hadn’t heard from you in so long.

As for msn, i never got any message >.> that’s kinda fucked up.

SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE A NEW FUCKING PHONE NUMBER.

Uh >.> Not long now, maybe a couple of weeks? And my old number stoped working like…a week ago? I dunno all the days are blurring together! >.< SORRY! I’ll leave my new number in your ask box :(

You are useless/hopeless. WHEN WERE YOU PLANNING ON TELLING ME THIS. D:

I thought I had~! >.< it’s ahrd to keep track :(

bunnyhips:

alphawolf:

bunnyhips:

alphawolf replied to your post: :D Hahaha, ten bucks says Nat is mentioned in 80% of those answers, even before I start reading xD. Ya know stalking your tumblr at work has become one of the only ways I can keep up with yoy, I need to fix that :( I miss cass

Hey! Are you call me predictable?! D:

I KEEP TEXTING YOU AND YOU NEVER ANSWER. AND I POKED YOU ON MSN LAST NIGHT AND SAME DEAL. D:

What really? … wait are you texting my old number? it’s still active but the phone that’s attached to that sim card has fucked itself over and the screen doesn’t work any longer :( I haven’t gotten /any/ texts from you in forever >.< Sorry I forget to tell you it was broken, do you have my other number? my bad! :( i wondered why i hadn’t heard from you in so long.

As for msn, i never got any message >.> that’s kinda fucked up.

SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE A NEW FUCKING PHONE NUMBER.

Uh >.> Not long now, maybe a couple of weeks? And my old number stoped working like…a week ago? I dunno all the days are blurring together! >.< SORRY! I’ll leave my new number in your ask box :(

bunnyhips:

alphawolf replied to your post: :D Hahaha, ten bucks says Nat is mentioned in 80% of those answers, even before I start reading xD. Ya know stalking your tumblr at work has become one of the only ways I can keep up with yoy, I need to fix that :( I miss cass

Hey! Are you call me predictable?! D:

I KEEP TEXTING YOU AND YOU NEVER ANSWER. AND I POKED YOU ON MSN LAST NIGHT AND SAME DEAL. D:

What really? … wait are you texting my old number? it’s still active but the phone that’s attached to that sim card has fucked itself over and the screen doesn’t work any longer :( I haven’t gotten /any/ texts from you in forever >.< Sorry I forget to tell you it was broken, do you have my other number? my bad! :( i wondered why i hadn’t heard from you in so long.

As for msn, i never got any message >.> that’s kinda fucked up.

givemyselfthecreeps:

All the kool kids are doing it.

All the [Fucking Retarded] kids are doing it. (Fixed for ya) :P

givemyselfthecreeps:

All the kool kids are doing it.

All the [Fucking Retarded] kids are doing it. (Fixed for ya) :P

it’s national sex day and the only thing that’s going down on me is tumblr.

And Lara just left for a week D: